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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Mech Alert!

The Mechs are back!
Just when you thought it was safe to let your computers go out and play...

example of a Mech Message:

Who knows where to download XRumer 5.0 Palladium?
Help, please. All recommend this program to effectively advertise on the Internet, this is the best program!

This software intrudes into forums, blogs, etc. pretending to be a conscious entity, and leaves billets doux for the people to read, who will think them messages from good eggs for whom English is a third language.
It is supposed to be able to handle those write-down-the-letters-you-see devices which are designed to foil robots.

Brother Saif is the sword who will hack them...
Sister Zulma is the darkness which will confound them...
Sister Nur is the light of the fire...

What pompous, arrogant bastards Mechs and Techs are!
And your crap doesn't pass the Turing test; neither do youse guys.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is rather interesting for me to read this post. Thanx for it. I like such topics and anything that is connected to them. I would like to read a bit more soon.

Montag said...

Ha!

It is so interesting, that you forgot to pedal your prescriptions, Mech!

Grey Mech? Grey Mechs selling Viagra? What is our corner of the Esty coming to?

Meet you at the center of the galaxy, Grey Mech! See if you can sell Levitra to the Clay-Based Intelligences there.