Grendel, the Cat

Grendel is a cat. He is apparently quite the most cute cat that ever existed. He likes to be tucked in at night, have Curious George read to him, and kissed on the forehead. A night-light burns by his bedroom door. It is an eternal night-light that burns as long as there is felicity - state of being Felis, Latin for "cat" - in the world.

What's so great about cats? According to Wikipedia:

Despite being solitary hunters, cats are a social species and use a variety of vocalizations, pheromones and types of body language for communication. These include meowing, purring, trilling, hissing, growling, and grunting.

I can do that, and no one thinks I am cute.

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