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Friday, April 29, 2011

"White Chicks" Trump Demands More Certificates!


The Shawn-Marlon-Wayans-ization of Donald Trump, that is. This is how I explain the inexplicable fact that Donald Trump looks exactly like Madea would look if she were in the Keenan Ivory Wayans film "White Chicks".
Is that clear? Is it clear that Trump looks as if he were Tyler Perry in drag in white face? Sorry, Tyler. Sorry, White Chicks; some of my best friends are "the whites".

Anyway, I know we just saw the ceremony, but Trump should demand to see the really real Marriage Certificate. Please, Mr. Trump, do not give up your brave leadership on these difficult issues. Demand that that Old Lady in Buckingham Palace (i.e., the Queen) deliver up the Marriage Certificate posthaste! We shall not, I repeat, shall not  be put off with 2 kisses on the balcony!

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2 comments:

Unknown said...

Among many on that side of the aisle, Trump gets my nod for most loathsome. Which is pretty good considering the raft of candidates for the title.

Montag said...

He's so sleazy most Republicans seem to dislike him... that takes a whole lot of sleaze!
I mean, even Glenn Beck had to turn into a raving anti-Semite before "some" of the Republicans disowned him.